Closed for Winter.

On this fine Spring day, I had an inclination to frequent the local cinematron and take in a moving picture (i.e. I's gonna see one of them there movies). Much to my chagrin, the theater isn't open during the day yet! The theater, you see, hibernates during the day whilst the brumal zephyr of Old Man Winter incarcerates the chartreuse flora and fauna of Mother Earth beneath a funereal stratum of adamantine glaciality and Siberian precipitation, Caucasian in nature (i.e. winter = cold = theater closed).

Sucks, is all.